9 of the Most Terrible Car Jokes and Puns

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We can only apologize for these truly awful car jokes and puns. But hopefully at least one of them will make you laugh!

1.

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta

2.

Car puns are exhausting.

3.

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He’s all right now.

4.

carpun

5.

car pun

6.

koalified

7.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

8.

car pool
Get it??? CAR POOL!

9.

t wrecks
 
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